Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Happy 1 Year Anniversary

I have officially been a single girl for one year.

To treat myself I bought 2 sets of sexy lingerie (please don't make note of the irony) a couple of chick flicks on DVD and a cute Pucci / Dianne Von Furtenburg top that I love.

I figured I should treat myself. It's like the episode "A woman's right to shoes" of Sex and the City, people receive gifts for their life choices - why shouldn't I?

Tourist in my Own Town

I love Sydney! I have 2 whole weeks off to enjoy this beautiful city I call home. I will be crossing off many items on my "To Do List", I will also be avoiding any computers as much as possible (not ideal to take a laptop to the beach is it?)

Monday, January 23, 2006

The Odd one

I usually love being to odd one in the group, I like standing out, being the centre off attention. However on Saturday night I went to Symphony in the Domain, I was with 9 couples! Yes 9 couples and me.

I was proud of myself not immediately noticing, it was half way through the second act where all the girls started resting their heads on their partners chest and I was laying by myself enjoying the music and my glass of pink champers.

The next day I recounted the evenings events to a friend and she asked if I were envious. I wasn't.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

An Oriental weekend

My weekend started early taking mum to Madame Butterfly, Friday was her birthday so I took her to our favorite little Thai restuarant in Coogee, it was divine as always.

Saturday I took her to Glorious Yum Cha at Bondi Junction followed by Memoirs of a Geisha.

Mum was wrapped with her 3 day birthday celebration..

Friday, January 20, 2006

Review: Beauty. Love. Life. Tragedy

Giacomo Puccini's Madama Butterfly at the Sydney Opera House. A more special event could not exist nor be more appropriate for my mother's birthday present. Opera Australia, celebrating 50 musical years opener was Puccini's Madama Butterfly.

"The most deeply-felt and imaginative opera I have conceived"
- Giacomo Puccini
The premiere Italian performance was 17th February 1904 at La Scala (which I've been too and goose bumped appear all over when I reminisce of the gold trimmings and the lush red velvet seats) The performance was regarded as a "fiasco"and Puccini withdrew his great opera... A revised version was presented at the Teatro Grande in Brescia on 28th May 1904, with a cast essentially the same as at La Scala except for the Polish soprano Salomea Kruszeniski as Cio-Cio-San. This time it was a stupendous success: seven pieces had to be encored and Puccini was called ten times in front of the curtain.

"Puccini's dramatic tale of East meets West is set in the mysterious world of the Japanese geisha, a world of red silk and rituals, imbued with fragile beauty. Cio-Cio San is only fifteen when Pinkerton, a visiting American diplomat, acquires her as a bride. Their love burns brightly for a while and the delicate butterfly is caught in the flame. Within a year, Pinkerton is gone, and his promises to return hold little value. But Madama Butterfly knows in her heart that one fine day he will return."

The set and the costumes had a significant WOW factor. However I was disappointed, a stronger cast would have complementarity this masterpiece better.

"She seduced with her simple charm"

Every time I've listened to Cio-Cio Sans "un bel di vedremo" I've had tears streaming down may face, last night my eyes were slightly watery and I was left expecting more...

"I must pursue her even though I damage her wings."

Whooo Hoooo!

This is my last day as a "temp". My current MD offered to extend my contract. YAY! I love being wanted... I have 2 weeks off before commencing my new full-time permanent position so I accepted for some hours next week to "update his database with owner details of high end property sales in Sydney". One of the sales staff made a passing comment that I should try and find myself a husband in the process. Hmmm interesting thought!

The 80's hit!

Just remembered... While drinking Pina Colada's in Fiji I broke into song, The Pina Colada song. Julia didn't know it! Of course I went off in a tangent about visiting O'Malley's in Kings Cross for a Pina Colada many years ago yadda yadda yadda. Rupert Holmes one hit wonder Escape (The Pina Colada Song) Speakers on please and sing along!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Blog Etiquette

Most peoples opinion of us bloggers are that we are pretentious bunch oozing with self-importance and of course the random journalism dropout. I have become addicted to updating my blog. I kept my little blog private for many months, writing the highs, the lows and the real lows. I recently started scrolling through random blogs on the blogoshpere prior to it was only a couple of friends and following the links and then their links so on and so on. Good thing I have approximately 2 hours worth of work to do in an 8 hour working day.

I've left a couple of comments and received a couple in return - I'm afraid my addiction could become dangerous (or result in less work being done while at the office) I stumbled across Joblog Vacancy. Which brings me to comment etiquette.

- If one leaves a comment on a blog should the other person then be expected to leave a comment on yours?
- Is it right to leave a comment on a bloggers blog that we don't have a 6 degree of separation?
- When someone writes you a comment, do you reply on their blog or underneath their comment on your blog?
- If you link to someone's blog is it correct etiquette to link to them?
- Are you to link to what is relevant to your blogs subject matter, or link to blogs that you enjoy?
My mind still boggles how blog still comes up in spell check!?!?

My "everyday" Car

You Should Drive a Bentley Azure

You're all flash, and you love to show off to anyone who will watch.
And you're such a high roller, this is just one car of many for you...

My race car to be

You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra

You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Call a Radio Station

My dear friend Hayley called Nova this morning with her gem of a story.

Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with our friend (she believes it's all for the money) and now they are talking marriage...

What did she get in exchange for this story? A ticket in the meat tray!

People are Idiots! Part 2

Another phone call. Another idiot!

1) I answered the phone and the idiot on the other end says "listen" What the fuck do they think I'm going to do? Its a phone!

2) Client asked for our email. Then said "all one word?" Idiot!

3) Another one: "I tried to call "name"mobile and he must be on the phone, can you put me through?" Yea... He's on the phone fuckwit!

4) Last week:
ME: "He is not in the office at the moment, would you like his mobile number or leave a voicemail message?"
CLIENT: "What's a voicemail?" What do I do with that?"

Who are these people? How do they get around in daily life?

Congratulations! ... And?

1 of my work colleagues had his first baby. He had 2 days off work to spend with his wife and new bub - how very sweet!

Of course as soon as I see him in the office I say a big "congratulations!" and go back to my little desk. He comes to my little work station to do some work - I'm compelled to ask about the kid. I ask the obvious question "What is his name?" Once I'm told I'm stumped! What do I ask next? Damn uncomfortable silence, sometimes I wish I was a little clucky (hate that word).

A congratulations cake in the office at 11am today!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Must Go!

I had the best Birthday party, my 19th, at Kuleto's - I stumbled past a review today and I'm adamant. I'm going in the next couple of months (I'm being realistic, I have posted my "to do list")

Happy Birthday - Again

I've been at my Temporary job 5 1/2 weeks and I've had 3 birthday parties/cakes and I was just instructed to order another one - Birthday Cake Delivery must love us!

I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode AKA The Frogger...

Elaine and several co-workers stand around a table which has a cake sitting on it.
ALL (singing): Happy birthday to you.
FEMALE WORKER: Elaine, cake?
ELAINE: Uh, no, thanks.
FEMALE WORKER: It's Walter's special day.
ELAINE: You know, there are 200 people who work in this office. Every day is somebody's special day.
Elaine takes a piece of cake and makes her way to the door, but is stopped as a male worker carrying a cake enters.
MALE WORKER: Elaine! Where're you going? It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate.
ELAINE: It's his birthday and it's his last day?


I stand by Elaine "It is the forced socializing. I mean, just because we work in the same office, why do we have to act like we're friends?"

I Got The JOB!

Finally! I found just what I was looking for. I'm over the moon!

My new job commences on February 6th. I have 2 weeks off between my current temp roll and the new position. I will be working as Assistant Project Development Manager (I think 2 word roll titles should suffice). They say (yep, they say) Remuneration review after 3 months, should I wish to do any courses they will fund and provide time off.

I have been looking at every careers website for the last 2 months (retrenched November 15th 2005 - 3 days before my birthday). Seen 7 recruitment consultants and had some interesting interviews. Many positions/opportunities have been presented to me all in Residential Property Management, it really paid off to wait. I'm so excited!

Monday, January 16, 2006

People Are So Fucking Unreliable!

This weekend I went to Jazz in the Domain. It was fantastic, the music was funky, tunes of New Orleans, we arrived at 5.30pm to secure a great grassy area large enough for our friends to join.
- RV called at 6.00pm canceling
- TC had a headache cancelled
- SA was too tired
- MS2 decided to go out with her boyfriend - last minute
- HJ said it was too far to come

It didn't stop there. Sunday MS wanted to meet for coffee canceled an hour before we were due to meet. JB was having drinks at her place for a "meet and greet" of this chickie she has had staying with her, the invitation was extended to my friends and then canceled for the second time!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

My stripper song...

Your Stripper Song Is

My Love Is Like ... Wo by Mya

"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo"

You're the full package - and you let everyone know it!

Multiple Choice Question

I went out for a few drinks on Friday night with a girlfriend and a group of her friends (5 guys) whom I met for the first time. What a confidence boost! 2 guys wanted me to go home with them (separately of course) and I didn't live up to my usual reputation of being Miss Pash-and-Dash.

By about 12.30am I had decided that would be enough alcohol as I was driving, this statement didn't satisfy the boys. 1 continuously insisted on buying me a drink. I gave in. Another glass of sparkling wine.

We went to the bar, he asked if I would like red or white, I mentioned a glass of sparkling wine, a glass of yellow. He said in disbelief "no way - you order". When the bartender came I asked for a glass of yellow, he said "can you make that a double!" The girl behind the bar and I exchanged puzzled looks and she said "the lady ordered a glass of champagne - I'll make it with a double strawberry"

Is this:
a) Funny
b) Pathetic
c) Cute
d) dependent on my feelings towards the guy

Friday, January 13, 2006

Who's this? = Crying myself to sleep...

Last night I went out to dinner with my father 2 bottles of merlot later (and a cocktail before dinner). Interesting alcohol related topics covered including the my drunken escapades while I was in Bali after 3 Long Island Ice Teas, the amount of alcohol consumed while I was in Fiji recently and hoteliers licenses being suspended thus ceasing trading. Of course I send a text to some one I know who frequents this venue for confirmation.

"who's this?" Is the reply I received. I've known this guy for over 3 years, I've slept with this guy a couple of times. Ostensibly he has deleted me from his phone.

This cut through me like I can't explain. The tear stains all over my pillow does...

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Nothing funnier than a foreigner trying to pronounce the suburb Woolloomooloo

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Interets...

I love medieval times especially between 1200's - 1600's - sometime I feel a little obsessed with the middle ages. The Borgia Family in 1400's. Don't get me started on Napolean.

Blog surfing today I found I'm not the only one interested in European History in the early 1900's.

Trying to Keep on Top of my Resolutions

Really! I'm trying not to break my New Years resolutions.

What happens on holiday doesn't count.

I made a deal with myself: If I spend money having lunch out at 1 of the Double Bay cafe's I will not go out that night. So far - So good.

Monday night I watched I'm with Lucy. It's a quirky little movie about 5 different men, extremely different personalities - it amazes that when a girl is in a certain state of mind the men they attract are similar.

Last night I watched Sex and the City Splat! Where Carrie's editor from Vogue. Enid asks Carrie to set her up with one of Petrovsky's friends, but when she produces food critic Martin Grable at the party, Enid's reaction is tepid. She comments that once a woman is over 50 has a successful career the "pool" of men get smaller and smaller. It's disturbing (even thought its fictional) that a woman as attractive as Enid (Candace Bergen) that's successful can not find a man and settles for "a hobbit"

After watching Sex and the City I sat down for Super Size Me

A Pizza Hut! A Pizza Hut! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! A Pizza Hut! A Pizza Hut! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! McDonald's! McDonalds! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! McDonalds! McDonalds! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! I like food! I like food! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! You like food! You like food! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!


This movie is delightfully disturbing. He ate as much McDonalds in a month as "nutritionists" recommend one eat in 8 years or more. He also restricts himself to an "average" amount of walking exercise, (typical for America's population). The problems he experiences after 3 weeks on this diet are: weight gain, fatty liver, depression, inactivity.

My diet kicked into Geer this morning with my first Skim Flat White with NO SUGAR! Going for a walk this afternoon. Never eating McDonald fries again!

I Call Myself a Proud Aussie

I'm a true blue Aussie girl - no doubt about it. I'm proud to be... Until that is I go overseas.

I spent my New Years break in Fiji with J. J. and I are convinced the Fijians are some of the most beautiful people we have met. Our tour director gave us a brief history on the people of Fiji. Missionaries came to the islands of Fiji mid 19th century. Christianity was accepted and cannibalism was abolished.

The missionaries found the Fijians wearing nothing but leaves as clothing an introduced clothes to the people. Today, the Fijians are conservative and now they avert their eyes at us westerners wearing revealing clothes and of course the string bikini's.

We couldn't believe it. An Australian man wearing an "eat pussy" t-shirt! WTF? Wearing said t-shirt in the comfort of your own home whilst over the BBQ is well and good (well, I wouldn't associate with anyone wearing same). But, having "eat pussy" while in another country! NO! Not acceptable! We were at a family resort, he was with his family. We were disgusted. Where do these people come from? Australia, WE, are being classified as this type of Aussie?

Also seen on the plane on the way home "eating out" a picture of a girl under the table where a man is having dinner. Who are these people? (yep, that's what J. and I said in unison).

I am still a proud Aussie, but from now on I will always remember I'm from Sydney's eastern suburbs...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

This is the type of guy I should date...

You Should Date A Swede!

You're a romantic, albeit an understated and practical one.
It's more about a steady partnership for you, not unrestrained falling
Your Swede will give you the unwavering love you crave
While making up some mean pancakes and meatballs on the side!

This is the type of girl I am...

You Are a Feminine Beauty!

You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him
You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion
This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers
You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possible

How I think of men...

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

This is the type of girl guys think I am...

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait

This is the type of girl people think I am...

Your Reputation Is: Maneater

You're the kind of girl all the chicks hate...
And guys are both scared of you yet strangely drawn in.

This is what my outfits says about me

What Your Black Outfit Means

You're a sophisticated woman with big city taste.
You have a strong creative force - even if you don't wear the boldest clothes.
You tend to intimidate people. But the right guy won't be intimidated by you!

Designer match: Dolce & Gabbana

Signature accessory: Gold framed sunglasses

The city I belong in

You Belong in Rome

You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better?

My new pick up line...

Your Pick Up Line Is

You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!

Love

Your Love Quote
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Weekend and Plans

Friday night plans were as follows: Dinner at Pinocchio Restaurant for my 10 year old nephew's birthday. The premier of An Inspector Calls at The Lyric Theatre. Make an appearance at T's 30th Birthday party. Well, Dinner was relocated to my sister's place. My date for the theatre could no longer go as 1 of his colleagues was admitted to hospital. Once I was leaving my nephew's dinner I called to meet T. at the party was over as the owner had a heart attack while serving the entrees.

Saturday... Car service (wishing I was being serviced). Back to my sister's house to assist her with chaperoning the 10th Birthday party. 10 9-10 year olds are not my forte. Thankfully the Pinata and pass the parcel was a great success and the party continued to the movies. We watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. You know those big groups of kids that talk through the movie, laugh and carry on?

Saturday night was to be a quite girls night out. H. cancelled as she wanted to get laid, well the guys in the army so he will be going away for a while so I'll let this one slip. M. some relationship (again). I took her out for a drink at the Clock Hotel Could it get any louder? I was home before midnight.

Sunday I planned for a relaxing day, lunch with JY at the Royal Hotel and planning for a walk late afternoon. Well after lunch being a HUGE burger and a couple glasses of Rose'... No walk. Today. I swear.

Bliss

Saturday morning I was up bright and early on my way to J's house for him to do a service on my Audi.

What a way to start the day, I'm painting my nails with my new YSL pink nail polish while Jez has his shirt off servicing my car. The body on this guy is amazing!

Quote of the morning:

"I wish I could incorporate my 2 favourite things: Working on cars and sex. Sometimes I want a girl to slide on my cock while I'm changing their oil."

Handy Restuarant Tips

1. Never eat in a restaurant that revolves or floats
2. A restaurant with a pepper grinder on every table is likely to be good -- as opposed to a restaurant where the waiter thrusts a metre-long pepper grinder in your ear
3. The number of spelling errors on a menu is inversely proportional to the quality of the cooking
4. A restaurant that offers a "two-for-one deal" on a piece of paper handed to you in the street or a booklet sold through your school or workplace is unlikely to be state of the art
5. A restaurant that lists four pasta shapes in one column and four sauces in another column, and invites you to "mix 'n' match", is unlikely to be run by an Italian
6. A restaurant that offers all dishes in "mild", "medium" and "hot" is unlikely to be run by an Indian
7. Given the choice between a Mexican restaurant and a Thai restaurant, and in the absence of any other information, go Thai
8. The use of the word "northern" in front of a cuisine's nationality may mean only that the food has less flavour; the use of the word "modern" before the nationality may mean only that the servings are smaller
9. A menu that uses more than 20 words to describe each dish signifies a kitchen lacking in confidence
10. Restaurants that advertise themselves as "wine, dine and dance" are likely to disappoint on all counts
11. A restaurant where the waiters introduce themselves ("Hi, my name is Jason and I'll be your server tonight") is unlikely to offer value for money. Ditto a restaurant where the waiter compliments you on your choice of dish
12. A restaurant in which one wall is covered with signed black and white photographs of celebrities is unlikely to be state of the art, even if the celebrities include Bert Newton
13. Restaurants advertising karaoke are unlikely to be gastronomic temples, but this will become less important as you become less sober
14. Never eat in a restaurant that is recommended in any free publication you find in your hotel room -- even if the ad for the restaurant appears on a different page from the recommendation
15. Restaurants that display their menus outside are likely to be more interesting than those that don't (and also make the application of these theories much easier)

Friday, January 06, 2006

My New Year Resolutions

+ I will look after me. Body. Mind. Heart.
+ I will loose the 6kg I put on in the last 3 months
+ I will take better care of my diet
+ I will commit to a work out regime again
+ I will nurture my relationships with family and friends
+ I will become less obnoxious with my own opinions
+ I will leave the past year in the past
+ I will look outside the square for employment opportunities
+ I will continue to look for a property to purchase as soon as I find stable work
+ I will believe (really believe) being alone is not lonely
+ I will not take the first job offered to me unless I firmly believe it is worthy
+ I will not work 7 days a week for long time periods
+ I will not go out with a man I don't feel I have sincere intentions
+ I will not feed my hunger for attention from the opposite sex
+ I will not have another 1 night stand
+ I will not let myself become anymore bitter nor cynical
+ I will not allow other opinions frivolous influence me

Thursday, January 05, 2006

One Word - Beautiful

Diamonds are a girls best friend, one of the most famous diamonds in history: The BLUE HOPE 45.52 carats. More notorious than any other diamond, the Hope was once owned by Louis XIV and was officially designated the ‘blue diamond of the crown.' Stolen during the French Revolution, it turned up in London in 1830 and was bought by Henry Philip Hope after whom it is currently named. At that time it acquired its gruesome reputation for bad luck: all the Hope family died in poverty. A similar misfortune befell a later owner, Edward McLean. You can see the Blue Hope today at the Smithsonian in Washington.

This 45.52-carat dark-blue stone is undoubtedly one of the world's most famous diamonds, with a history heavily veiled by superstition. The legend unfolds in 1642 in Southwest India, where Jean-Baptiste Tavernier, a French adventurer and gem merchant was shown a rough blue diamond of 112.50 carats. The stone is supposed to have been "the Eye of Shiva" and to have been stolen. This is the reason for the "bad luck."

Several of its owners died tragically such as:

+ Louis XIV died from smallpox
+ Countess Du Barry was beheaded during the French Revolution
+ Louis XVI, Marie Antoinette were beheaded during the French Revolution
+ Baron Henry Hope and his descendants were beset with tragedy
+ Habib Bey drowned along with his whole family in a steamer collision
+ The last one, Evalyn Walsh McLean bought the diamond in 1910 from Pierre Cartier
+ Despite all the glamour, luxury and power, Mrs. McLean's personal life had many tragic chapters.
+ Her son. Nine years old, was hit and killed by a car. Her husband was implicated in a scandal. They divorced in 1929. Mr. McLean died in an institution in 1946. Mrs. McLean's daughter, age 25, died from an overdose. Mrs. McLean died of pneumonia in 1947.

In 1949, Harry Winston purchased Mrs. McLean's estate of 74 pieces - including the Hope Diamond - for over one million dollars.

This famous diamond was the central attraction in the "Court of Jewels," an exhibition coordinated by Harry Winston, which toured the United States from 1949 to 1953.

In 1958, Harry Winston donated the Hope Diamond to the Smithsonian Institution. The Hope diamond has left the Smithsonian only four times since it was donated. In 1962 it was exhibited for a month at the Louvre in Paris, France, as part of an exhibit entitled Ten Centuries of French Jewelry. In 1965 the Hope diamond traveled to South Africa where it was exhibited at the Rand Easter Show in Johannesburg. In 1984 the diamond was lent to Harry Winston Inc., in New York, as part of the firm's 50th anniversary celebration. In 1996 the Hope diamond was again sent to Harry Winston Inc., in New York, this time for cleaning and some minor restoration work.

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