Monday, August 06, 2007

When Talking Dirty Is Just Dirty

I'm all for talking dirty, verbalising those sexual desires, calling out what you want or receiving text messages and emails of growing sexual tensions but when a guy said to me today "I'm so hot for you I'm going to take a cold shower and flog my cock thinking about you" it doesn't arouse me, in fact I'm slightly repulsed. I'd be so much happier with some smooth talking, caressing, kissing, tongue exploring body etc...

9 comments:

Cibbuano said...

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

Why do guys constantly think that women get turned on by such messages... Its a bigger turn off than anything!

Doll Face said...

Cibby - not funny! I was at my desk and people around. I couldn't say a damn thing.

Anonymous - I'm so happy i'm not being prudish by saying it :-)

Indiana said...

Once again men have totally been lied to by our pornography.

Cazzie!!! said...

Far out, what a twitt he was..I would have said, "Didn't your mother tell you it is impolite to speak that way out in public..besides, flogging yourself you will surely go blind", lol

Unknown said...

Australia, built on flogging, now hooked on flogging.

Smooth operator, that man.

Karina said...

How charming!!! I can't at all imagine how that wouldn't turn you on in the slightest!
(note sarcasm!)

Doll Face said...

Indy, thanks for advising where lines like that came from :-)

Cazzie!!! I love the whole flogging will make you blind line ;-) shame there were people around (and i'm not a quick enough thinker) i would've said that hahahha

wombat, hold me back! great line BTW

Karina: ohhhh yes baby, please baby... now i want all the details (yew)

ChickyBabe said...

I'd rather he'd stopped at the word shower, that would have been much hotter!