The Long Weekend is Approaching…

I love the fact I’ve had a blog for over a year, I jumped back to October long weekend last year. Wow how times have not changed too much.

This day last year I had dinner with MFL. We have been trying over the last 3 weeks to find a mutual time for coffee and cake, well as we still call in strawberry milkshake and scones. I haven’t seen him since he got back from the World Cup and Cyprus, I miss him.

Saturday last year, I saw La Boheme, this year Saturday night I’m going to the opera to see Pirates of Penzance.

Sunday last year I worked, cursing, while everyone I knew was out in the sun. Then went to Balmain to watch the NRL grand final. This year I’m NOT working! I’m thoroughly looking forward to being at Star City Casino Grand Final Party, with compliments Vikki who got the free tickets!

Monday, last year Monday morning felt like a scene out of Sex and the City. The heat for the rest of day, the drunken / hang over blur that it was… Hope this year isn’t anywhere near the same, ahhh.. Well it more than likely will be - I’m seeing M. on Monday, he just got back from England and Dubai.

Have a sensational weekend!

Go the Storm!

Post 496 = 10,000 Visits

Pie in the Sky Dreams

There are things I really want to do in my life, for instance race a Porsche around a race track (done) buy a property (currently looking), go to Carnivale in Venice (not to unachievable) and then there a just a couple of things that I just feel will never be achieved.

Fly a Jet plane

Drive a Crane in Dubai

Some dreams will remain just that. Dreams...

Quoting…

Confirming my reasons for a protective wall…

I watched her gather her things, a trail of lacy breadcrumbs leading back to the couch. A poignant site-for someone who cared. The bra and panties that had been such lust triggers two hours ago had lost their carnal power.

Astrology

I don’t believe in this crap at all!

Funny thing is, I had a day of gloominess yesterday, I did something totally out of my comfort zone, sat back and waited. Nothing happened, still nothing. I'm no longer waiting...

I jumped on SMH online as I do everyday and my mouse was drawn to the astrology section. I don’t believe in this trite, but for some reason when something uncomfortable occurs I wonder if it’s something ‘cosmic’ – note, I never look when something great happens.

Yesterday was convenient and relevant (as of course it can be with every snippet of astrologicalness written)

It may actually be quite a difficult day, emotionally speaking. But if you remember that you have control and remain positive so that you will be able to get through the day without getting depressed or angry. Not everyone thinks as you and while that may be distressful, you may have to acknowledge this fact and move on. It's important not to get caught up in negativity.

*Picture from Maddox
*Made up word because I think most horoscopes are fabricated

The Week & End That Was…

+ Only I would turn up to The Southern Cross Hotel on a Friday night in St Peter’s wearing a see-thru white lacy top, this pub is AKA ‘the truckers pub’

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+ Words that would only come out of my mouth ‘we didn’t have much to drink, what a bottle and a half of Champers each’ of course we finished off the other half a bottle and made ourselves a champagne brekkie

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+ My GF accompanied me to look at a couple of units Saturday morning, one that was slightly out of my budget, but the ceiling wasn’t out of reach! She was wearing flat shoes too!

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+ I saw my car stalker on Saturday, I enjoyed talking to him so much I started thinking ‘Hmmm.. He is cute.. I love his little accent…Maybe I should go out with him’ as I was walking away the thought ran away!

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+ I spent Saturday afternoon by my ex-MD’s pool. I don’t like tan lines and caught myself just before I took my bikini top off!

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+ So, there was a guy I met at a house party a couple years ago, word around the camp fire was, he asked about me regularly – he got out of gaol a couple weeks ago. I really have to life my standards!

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+ After a few vodka’s, a few glasses of red wine, pizza, more wine and watching the footy with my bestest friend (former employer), his mate randomly came over, the one I shagged early this year and then started seeing drug fucked whores – I had a phone call and text from him on the way home. They went unanswered.

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+ I watched many episodes of Entourage before going to bed on Saturday night, Sunday morning I completed the entire first season and moved onto season two

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+ I lazed by the pool with my book, felt the sun on my skin and went for my first swim of the season

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+ The sun was pouring in the balcony doors; I plonked myself in the sun and watched more Entourage, I can’t believe how much Vince looks like my last-boyfriend, same nose, lips, eyes, same complexion… I’m addicted to the show. Bring on season three!

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+ A friend came over on Sunday night, he broke up with his girlfriend a few weeks ago. All I heard about was the demise of their relationship; I cracked after about an hour and yelled ‘YOU broke up with her! Get over it! Let’s go out for dinner…’ he thanked me afterwards.

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+ Monday must’ve been the slowest day ever at work, the clocks didn’t turn and yet I didn’t leave till almost 7pm

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+ J. a friend of V’s was in Sydney for a night last night from Coffs, we were at V’s place drinking wine laughing. It was such a great relaxing night.

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+ I had the worst night sleep last night, woke up in the wee hours of the morning up horizontal in bed along the pillows, tossed and turned the rest of the night.

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+ It’s been a week since I’ve seen Sabre Boy, I wrote last week that I felt interest had dissipated on both sides; (partially to protect myself from expectations) a week later I haven’t heard from him. I wanted him to prove me wrong…

Darer’s Don’t Go First

After the playful exchange with Indy, I dared, then double dared him in a school like manner to ask his readers to email him photos in their lacy bits (as he put it, I was a little more crass).

There were a couple of conditions to this dare:

1. I had to send a pic so I wouldn’t go to hell, in my ever so cheeky manner, I did wearing a lace top :- )
2. I was to request the same from my male readers

Come on boys, email me a picture of yourselves wearing (only) your boxers!

Note: There will be no public airing of said images... I'm just a perve and want to win this little dare :-)

Life: Words of Wisdom...

Don’t ever sleep with your MD’s best mate!

Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

In light of the serious issue of Australian Citizenship within the news of late, I thoroughly agree with any immigrant wanting to reside in Australia they should know about Australian customs, traditions and culture. Even though the below questionnaire is a rouse I love it! Scary thing is I FAIL! I hate cricket and don't drink beer...

Australian Government
Department of Immigration and Multicultural and Indigenous Affairs

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship

1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?

3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

4. How many beers in a slab?

5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.
True or False?

6. Does "yeah-nah" mean
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.

10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?


Your Score ………….

Bits and Pieces Issue 10

+ Every time I hear somebody, anybody mention the word 'land' I start singing 'Give me land, lots of land with the starry skies above... Don't fence me in'

+ A phrase you will never hear me utter ‘I’m detoxing’

+ Coming to a store near you – Vanilla Mint Listerine

+ 10:30 in the morning - I can not schedule a meeting at this time without laughing, every time I hear the phrase I have to refrain myself from saying 'I just finish yawning'

+ There is an entire website for this.

+ Take a bit of time to look at this. My favourite quote from the site:

In bed he is lazy. Rubs himself up and down on your leg to get hard, puts it in and that is all you get.

Update: I saw I guy I know listed on there!!!

+ The M7 motor way infrastructure fascinates me for hours and hours!!!

+ Dancing around the office to:
Ø Mack The Knife – Louis Armstrong
Ø Natural High – Blood Stone
Ø Satisfaction – Rolling Stones
Ø Teddy Bear – Elvis

+ Left field conversations:
Ø Would you consider sleeping with an amputee…? Well, it depends…
Ø Songs to have as your ‘wedding song’ Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine…
Ø Would you dump a guy because of the car he drives? Yes, I have. Pinky Silver Hyundai Excel – I just couldn’t be seen in it.
Ø What ‘generation’ are we? X our Y?
Ø Pumpkin does NOT belong in Thai food!

Beauty

I read the following quote…

Life is too short for ugly women. - Ernest Hemingway

… Then I thought of this song

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty
woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Quote

From the book I’m currently reading. Yep, like I need more fuel to my proverbial cynical fire…

Woman blame men for acting fake. Interested when they’retrying to get them in the sack, then spending the night, not wanting to cuddle or spend the day together. But woman are the ones speeding zero to intimacy like a Ferrari. Which is more artificial?

Family Matters…

I seldom write about my family, the worst thing imaginable would be for a family member to read about themselves on here – I would die. But, some things, for instance this, I just have to release…

My relationship with my sister is hardly a relationship at all, I feel like I have to step around egg shells when I’m talking to her, she is continually comments on her bad luck and her ultimate favourite thing to do - make me feel guilty for not calling her more often. She’s 10 years older; I shouldn’t be the one to instigate communication all the time!

Last week, she lost both her part-time jobs. My nephew was sick again, she couldn’t get a baby sitter or a carer to come over to look after him (bare in mind cerebral palsy and the recent operation to lengthen tenants in his leg). Well, she is now angry with me, calling me unreliable, selfish and un-sisterly because… Wait for it… 'I didn’t offer to take time off work’ to tend to him. She is blaming me for her losing her jobs. (mother dearest advised me of this)

Yep, that’s right, her jobs are more important than mine.

Don’t get me wrong. I love my nephew. I’m ranting about my sister’s attitude, not to be misrepresented for lack of consideration or alike…

Operation: Get Healthy. Get Happy. Week 2

Week ending 17th September:
Weight: lost 0.5Kg
Clothing: Short Prada summer skirt – I’m dreaming…
Exercise: 1 hour Fencing, 1 hour boxing, 45 mins Pilates, as if I’m going to count duration? Sex.
Diet:
Brekkie – Weekend eggs, weekdays between yogurt and cheese on toast
Lunches – Sandwiches, Friday Thai
Dinner – Tuna on bed of organic lettuce, fish with vegies – oh, weekend maccas and pizza
Caremello Koalas – nil
Coke – 2
Alcohol – 12 hours of drinking on Saturday, 2 alcohol free nights

Sharing Me

I’m under no illusions. My insecurities are fighting my elitist confidence.

My internal confliction may or may not have foundation, it’s a gut instinct.

Passion. There is passion. We came through the front door, exchanged the look of lust, kissed, dropped our bags and started tearing at each others clothes…

Conversation, I’m comfortable, I talk openly. He talks openly. Topics vary; I ask questions, my thoughts drift..

Relaxation, television, drinking wine, he pulls me into him, I find my nook, I drift to sleep…

Sleeping… It’s a school night. I don’t like having men stay over the best of times let alone on a Monday night! I ask, he stays, we both toss and turn for an hour, he leaves.

Goodnight, no arrangements to meet again.

The novelty* has worn thin simultaneously…

* I’m a self confessed Neophile

Ahoy.. Arrr… Avast Me Hearty!

Shiver me timbers its yer International Talk Like a Pirate Day



Aye, matey, tis' the day you speak like a pirate, hars some words t' help you though Aye or have yer sentences translated

• Ahoy: Hey!
• Avast: Stop!
• Aye: Yes
• Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
• Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
• By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
• Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
• Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
• Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
• Doubloons: pieces of gold...
• Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
• Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
• Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
• Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
• Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
• Jack: a flag or a sailor
• Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
• Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
• Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
• Lass: A woman.
• Lily-livered: faint o' heart
• Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
• Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
• Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
• Me: My.
• Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
• Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
• Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
• Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
• Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
• Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
• Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
• Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
• Squiffy: a buffoon
• Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
• Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
• Sweet trade: the career of piracy
• Thar: The opposite of "here."
• Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
• Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
• Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
• Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

Guys I can hear you sayin' 'Arrrgh-Bring me a servin' wench to bid me, me pleasures! '

Lyrics

Friday is 80’s music day in the office, gets us all in a good mood, bopping and singing along… ‘Our Lips are Sealed’ comes on and I share with my fellow colleagues… This is embarrassing, but for soooo long I thought the lyrics were ‘Alex the Seal’. I’m on the receiving end of a ‘you’re so weird’ glare and they back off slowly…

Well, what would they say if I shared my other misheard lyrics? Michael Jackson’s song ‘Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’’ what does he say in the chorus – it can not be ‘You're A Vegetable’ that’s what I hear, that’s what I sing along to, that’s what I google, it can’t be!?!?

Then there’s my ol’ time favourite sing-wrong-song ‘We built this city on… Sausage Rolls!’ What ever happened to Starship?

Articles

It’s a sad day; my favourite section of the SMH (other than real estate) has come to an end…

Thank Fuck It’s Friday!

Endorphins, aren’t they wonderful!

Last night was my first night back at the gym; I went into the change rooms and one girl stared at me for a moment, she then said, “I haven’t seen you here for ages! How are you? Did you go overseas?” I was so surprised! I’d seen her in most of the same class but we’d never so much as exchanged an acknowledgment nod.

I did my little 10 minute warm up on the cross trainer and low and behold – my arse was spanked! Dr D. of course, who else would do that?!?

I’m back in training, 1 hour of boxercise and 1 hour of Pilates. How did I let myself get to this stage of unfitness? I was huffing and puffing, sweating like a pig and the most disgusting, shudder worthy personal observation, when jumping up and down fat wobbles and it kinda pulls and hurts in a most uncomfortable way. BLEGH!

It took the stich and the tightness of my clothes to get me there... Lots of work to do!

Nothing

I feel like I have nothing, I feel I have nothing to look forward to, I feel like I’m nothing…

Sleazy Bastard!

I walked down to China Town on my lunch break, enjoying the beautiful day, on my mission to purchase my next eccentric item, and this suited-up-scum say’s to me:

“You walk like sex”

I need a come back for such comments! Blegh!

Week 4: Fencing

Last night was our first night of dress up! There I was in my white get up, mask on, weapon in hand, I like it! How long does it take to get used to wearing the mask? Neil?

The thing that gets to me during my training, I think about Sabre Boy. Not that I’m against my thoughts swaying towards him, but the fact of the matter is I chose this sport for me, I didn’t know anyone that participated in this obscure, apparently unpopular sport, now I met a guy that competes Nationally.

I was tempted to text Sabre Boy and ask about the ‘wearing of mask’. I didn’t. I’m not the girl to randomly send messages after only a few meetings.

There I have it, something that I want to do, different, no attachment to anything or anyone has now been tainted (in a pleasant way – so far. Yeah, yeah… I know what you’ll say).

Killing that Cat

My colleague is at Jury Duty today, I been jumping on and off her computer all day checking for any/if any urgent emails need to be addressed, I popped IE to put on music, I went into history to pick up yesterday’s station to save me searching and what do I see????? Seek!!! Curiosity controlled my paw, I clicked on the little URL, it was teasing, taunting, I couldn’t stop myself, I had lost all control… Bang! A list as long as my arm of pages within the site!

Clocks and Scales

Setting clocks and scales forward, it doesn’t work for me.

I had a heart attack this morning when I jumped on the scales, my wonderful friend puts her scales 6kg forward. Why? Who does this fool? The first thing I do is work back to the ‘real’ rate. Does this work as extra incentive for anyone?

Clocks and watches, my watch is 3 minutes fast, I wasn’t aware of the inadvertent time change post day-light-saving, it was an accident. Beneficial as it may for somebody such as myself that lives by the philosophy ‘I can get anywhere in Sydney in 15 minutes’. As soon as I realised my watch and car clock are a bit fast I took it into account, I have a 10am appointment the car clock says its 10am, I think to myself ‘I’ve got 5 minutes up my sleave’. I’m no fool.

Do you set your clocks and scales forward – or back?

Operation: Get Healthy. Get Happy. Week 1

Boring Post Alert!

Healthy Body equals Healthy Mind. Isn’t that what everyone says? Well, I’m doing it to fit into my designer clad wardrobe, the fact of the matter is: I can’t afford a brand new wardrobe – misdirected enthusiasm maybe? In Bridget Jones Style I’m going to keep a weekly register on my weight, diet and Errm.. Exercise regime:

Week ending 10th September:
Weight: 4kg more than last time I weighed myself in March! Arghhhh!
Clothing: Marc Jacobs skinny jeans = a distant memory - Roberto Cavalli top = stuffed sausage
Exercise: one hour of Fencing
Diet:
Brekkie – Cheese on toast/Porridge/Honey crumpets
Lunches – Sandwich Mon-Thurs, Fri Indian
Dinner – Lasagne and ice cream almost every night
Caremello Koalas – nil
Coke – 3
Alcohol – at least 16 units

Much Needed Relaxing Weekend

I did what I said I would do on Friday night, I went home, ate lasagne and watched Fight Club – interesting movie, I now see why so many people have said ‘you must see Fight Club’ Oh, one variation, Sabre Boy joined me…

I was up bright and early Saturday morning. Reading the Real Estate section over brunch, you know those couples you see in café’s reading sections of the Herald over Brekkie, that was us, I mapped out my morning and off property shopping I went (yep, dropped him off, I thought it way too weird if he came with me) The good news is: I found a place I’m in love with; I’m ‘doing the numbers’ today and I’ll be putting an offer in if it stacks up!

All excited!

Later, I took mum to an afternoon movie, Thank You for Smoking, I don’t think I’ve laughed so much at a movie for the longest time.

We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.

Saturday night I had a girlfriend come over for a dinner, wine and DVD night, the ideal night given the weather, we watched Mrs Henderson Presents and I fell asleep towards the end *blush*

Sunday, the depressing weather and the initial signals of a flu-ish thing hanging on I stayed in with a coffee and book, watched The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind and I’m happy I’ve now crossed off a few movies from my to watch list.

This heavy headed feeling, big jumper back on, heaters blowing in the office, I guess this means no gym this afternoon – damn, my first day of old regime out the window already *ahhh-choo*

Random Quote

“Is entertaining cyber sex simultaneously with 3 different guys over IM cheating?”

People Don’t Surprise Me….

But… When your work colleague parks in the garage taking up both spaces which forces me to park in the off street parking across the road in this weather – it’s like a grand old ‘FUCK YOU!’ I won’t say anything because, well, I have a parking spot. I just know it’s because, she will want to leave 5 on the dot and my ‘moving the car out of her way’ in the tandem garage will hold her up 3minutes!

Have I ever mentioned that people shouldn’t piss me off?

My Current Crush

Further to my post last week about my utter admiration for Jeremy Piven and then to top it off there was the interview with Billy Bush (thanks for the link Cibby!) Well it turns out it was a joke, two friends giving each other a hard time… ‘He’s a bachelor in his 40's! Babies are not his favorite topic’ – Gotta love that!

Longing and Missing….

I’ve been happy with my ‘single status’ over the last 20ish months, I believed I was until I read Indiana’s post yesterday, I realised I missed wearing a man’s jumper, I thought of last boyfriends brown ribbed jumper I loved to wear it, his subtle scent enveloping me… The emotion past until I read Mia’s post this morning. I now long for the loving touch from a man…

‘P’ for Professionalism

It just irks me! I’m booking flights, accommodation, hire cars etc... I’m given reservation details Wheel of Fortune-esque: A for Apple, F for Freddie, O for Orange, C for Cat. I firmly believe anyone in an industry where alpha confirmations are used should learn the NATO phonetic alphabet!

You're So Money & You Don't Even Know It!

Cocktails first, questions later… Friday night, my date with the sabreur was awesome; it’s always a good date if it ends after lunch on Saturday… Saturday night drinking and dancing with Vikki, Cibby and his vivacious girlfriend… Sunday, fathers day lunch, seafood and boozing with my dad…. Sunday night hanging with friends, watched first 2 episodes of season 2 Prison Break.

Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.*

* Watched Swingers Sunday night, if you haven't seen it - you must!

Those Songs!

Since last night I’ve had The Baby Elephant song in my mind (ba ba bab a bab ba daaa daaa daaaaaaa…) It’s on repeat in my mind, it’s all my fault, I tried to get The Popcorn Song in Vikki’s mind - it backfired, she knows my song!

Why do these stupid little tunes get stuck in our minds???

What Next...?

I miss you... Yep, like this would help.