1. There are so many woman at the beach with tattoos
2. There are so many men at the beach with tattoos
3. I don’t have the dedication to work out like some of the other woman at the gym. I’m content not to *drip* with sweat
4. There are so many woman at the gym with tattoos
5. The bite mark on my butt has gone
6. Men walking around with singlets and (long) shorts give me hot flushes
7. Why is it whenever I’m at the beach someone always comes along and sits ‘too close’ with their screaming child
8. Why are there MORE cars on the road with frangipannis on the rear window?
2. There are so many men at the beach with tattoos
3. I don’t have the dedication to work out like some of the other woman at the gym. I’m content not to *drip* with sweat
4. There are so many woman at the gym with tattoos
5. The bite mark on my butt has gone
6. Men walking around with singlets and (long) shorts give me hot flushes
7. Why is it whenever I’m at the beach someone always comes along and sits ‘too close’ with their screaming child
8. Why are there MORE cars on the road with frangipannis on the rear window?
8 comments:
back up a second! I wanna hear more about #5.
Men walking around with singlets and (long) shorts give me hot flushes
Ummmm.... maybe stay away from my beach for a few days... at least until the weather cools down :P
I posed the same question about the Frangipani thing a few weeks ago. WTF is it? I think it's a cult.
1 & 2 - add obesity with the tattoos. They were all out on Sunday.
6 - *fans herself* nope, that ain't working!
7 - I must be sitting next to you! After the screaming child, comes the old guy in speedos that ride up, then the obese chains smoking couple. Then a young family that puts up a tent and blocks the view!
Tattoos are so commonplace that it's become more rock star to have NO tattoos. And no piercings.
Soon, the edgiest stars will be mild-mannered accountants, who offend people with their sensible tastes in music and conservative views on sex.
Tattoes are the bane of our society...Why does everyone think it is cool to get a 'status' tattoo? yes. I have one but I was in the navy and they were traditional not really a social thing like jewelry...plus they DO NOT come off and they fade really badly!!! My ten year old was discussing tats with her friend the other day!!!!:(
"If you do not drip you do not rip"...LOL I just made that up...its a Gym joke.
Mez - you need to read between the lines ;-)
GB - but, i enjoy it ;-)
Steph, I'm going to take a blade to the next one i see!
CB - Yes! Why do all the fat people have them? Blegh!
Cibby, i so agree!
Scorpy - If you do not drip you do not rip - seriously YEW!
Oh I am so with you on the boys in long shorts and singlets.....oh yeah.
"Soon, the edgiest stars will be mild-mannered accountants, who offend people with their sensible tastes in music and conservative views on sex."
Best. comment. ever.
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