I don’t understand some girls. Attractive young woman dancing around a pool table, she seductively moves against a guy playing, ran her hand down his cue, he looked puzzled not excited. She then picked up a couple of balls and played with them on the table! Who are these girls that think they can get away with this behaviour?
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I ate jellyfish for the first time on Wednesday night!
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What is the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?
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I was out and about with a few girlfriends, dancing, drinking faux champers. A girl grabs *our* bottle and fills up *her* glass. I see this, told my friend to confront her, if I did it I would smash her pretty little face against the glass. The girls response was something along the lines of ‘what? It’s not that important, It’s just champagne’ we’re both astounded by her response; a simple ‘sorry, I thought it was my friends bottle’ would’ve diffused the situation. Once again, my girlfriend spoke to her after my eyes narrowed and said ‘I’ll grab her by hair and force her to the bar to buy us another bottle if it’s not that important’. She told me not to worry. Not my nature. I approached the manager, advised him of the situation. We got a free bottle of champers!
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I had a hot chocolate with an old friend last night. As soon as I saw him I said “hello! You need a hair cut”
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My mother is sending me nuts. She calls me twice during the day just to see what I’m doing – soon I’m going to let go and say ‘just watching TV’
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The girls and I were dancing the night away, cute boy had his arms flying around us, dancing close etc… He flexed his arm a little and man, his bicep would make Popeye blush hmmmmm… One of my girlfriends joined a little later, I tapped this guy on his shoulder, asked him to show her is muscle. He did and next thing you know his tongue his down her throat – maybe he overheard her say to me ‘I’m going home with him tonight’ after feeling his arms.
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Why do people cheer at the opera? If the performance is moving ‘Bravo!’ is appropriate.
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If I’m going to get booked for speeding, it’s not going to be going 15km’s over the limit in a school zone – I want it to be for travelling over 180km – then I’m ‘speeding’
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If I hear anyone talking about purchasing a ‘Guess handbag’ in the near future I’m going to strangle her!
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I caught a taxi and there was an engine problem. The cab pulled over and told me that’s as far as he can go. It’s 12.30am. Dark street. 15mins walk home. The charge was at $25.60. He said ‘give me $20’ nahahhh… I opened the door told him $10 is all I’m prepared to pay, we argued for a minute about the charge – he didn’t complete his part of the taxi/passenger contract. I jumped out and started a brisk walk up the dark road. He yelled out bitch – I ran home in high heels!
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How do you broach the subject of nasal delivery to a partner?
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I ate jellyfish for the first time on Wednesday night!
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What is the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?
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I was out and about with a few girlfriends, dancing, drinking faux champers. A girl grabs *our* bottle and fills up *her* glass. I see this, told my friend to confront her, if I did it I would smash her pretty little face against the glass. The girls response was something along the lines of ‘what? It’s not that important, It’s just champagne’ we’re both astounded by her response; a simple ‘sorry, I thought it was my friends bottle’ would’ve diffused the situation. Once again, my girlfriend spoke to her after my eyes narrowed and said ‘I’ll grab her by hair and force her to the bar to buy us another bottle if it’s not that important’. She told me not to worry. Not my nature. I approached the manager, advised him of the situation. We got a free bottle of champers!
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I had a hot chocolate with an old friend last night. As soon as I saw him I said “hello! You need a hair cut”
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My mother is sending me nuts. She calls me twice during the day just to see what I’m doing – soon I’m going to let go and say ‘just watching TV’
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The girls and I were dancing the night away, cute boy had his arms flying around us, dancing close etc… He flexed his arm a little and man, his bicep would make Popeye blush hmmmmm… One of my girlfriends joined a little later, I tapped this guy on his shoulder, asked him to show her is muscle. He did and next thing you know his tongue his down her throat – maybe he overheard her say to me ‘I’m going home with him tonight’ after feeling his arms.
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Why do people cheer at the opera? If the performance is moving ‘Bravo!’ is appropriate.
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If I’m going to get booked for speeding, it’s not going to be going 15km’s over the limit in a school zone – I want it to be for travelling over 180km – then I’m ‘speeding’
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If I hear anyone talking about purchasing a ‘Guess handbag’ in the near future I’m going to strangle her!
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I caught a taxi and there was an engine problem. The cab pulled over and told me that’s as far as he can go. It’s 12.30am. Dark street. 15mins walk home. The charge was at $25.60. He said ‘give me $20’ nahahhh… I opened the door told him $10 is all I’m prepared to pay, we argued for a minute about the charge – he didn’t complete his part of the taxi/passenger contract. I jumped out and started a brisk walk up the dark road. He yelled out bitch – I ran home in high heels!
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How do you broach the subject of nasal delivery to a partner?
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7 comments:
1. Oooooooooh, I have a post on this very scene in teh offing...
2. Eeewwwwww!
3. Genes.
4. Sorry, I would have given her a g-string wedgie there and then!
5. Hmmm that reminds me...
6. I hope they're nice nuts Natalie!! :P
7. Yup... that'd do it...
8. I have no idea!
9. Grrr... I agree! The "took your eyes off the speedo for 0.2 seconds" fine. It's a CROCK!
10. I promise I won't. ;)
11. I hope you reported the prick. Meh... probably his brother's cousin's neighbour's taxi anyway...
12. Ooooooh... tricky...
Liking the new vignette style post, Miss Nat.
Effing cabbies. Why do courteous societal norms not apply to them?
-Wombat
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/cbd-faq-q1.htm... The dif between cocs and Alligators :)
"You sound like a fucking foghorn and I'm fed up being covered in green goo every time you decide to have a clear-out..."
Best not beating around the bush really...
:o)
I swear I didn't say anything about taking him home with me!! Did I?? It was a long day of drinking... And if I did say it I was joking!! What a kisser tho :)
GB -
I can't wait to read it :-)
Jelly fish is yummy, like calamari
\A G-string wedgie would be nice in comparison to what i wanted to do to her - same girl as no1
The hair was a guy - looks like out of Coming to America 'soul glow' if you haven't seen the movie you must :-P
The nasal delivery - very tricky. Hence the question! Help us out!
Thanks wombat :-) i don't like cabbies, but sometimes no choice to take a taxi home.
Thanks Scorps, we ended up googling :-)
Ant - so confused...
Vikki - I didn't say it was you hehehehehe..... yep, you did say that, you had your back to him when you told me ;-)
Loving myself sick over this post, but have no answers. Sorry.
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