I’ve been a really bad friend this week. I don’t care. This week it’s all about me! Okay! Me! I can be selfish every now and then (my IRL friends are probably choking on their coffee right about now)
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The Fireman from Saturday night sent me an email today – I can’t remember giving him my email address? My real one at that, full name! I didn’t give him my mobile number…. Note to self, don't drink so much! Oh well, he has invited me to a ‘fireman’s cruise’ it sounds like a dream come true. Men in uniform *dreams*
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Leaving a girlfriends place last night I races a new Mitsubishi Evolution – I won off the mark, first race since I’ve had my car fixed. I was on such a high!
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I love left field conversations, of late:
- How do you produce miniature Chihuahua’s?
- There’s many video’s on YouTube for ‘cat spanking’
- That’s nowhere near as nasty as ‘Trough boy’! Damn, I now need to explain Trough Boy to complete strangers
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I had lunch with one of my unemployment buddies on Tuesday; we spent $60 on sandwiches, soft drink and coffee. The high life at its best!
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Do you know those petulant pericytes, sorry excuse of human beings that go to a movie and they bring outside food and stink the entire cinema? I hate them too! But last night I was SO hungry - I was that person.
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I’m supposed to be seeing one of my girlfriends today, we met at fencing, she’s absolutely lovely, gorgeous. We have nothing in common. (She's the one that fed me to the wolves a few months back.) I’m now struggling to come up with any conversation. I did want to expand my social circle this year; it’s hard work!
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When bananas were $13kg what were people using in Double Bay and Neutral Bay to say they were looking at some lovin’?
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The Fireman from Saturday night sent me an email today – I can’t remember giving him my email address? My real one at that, full name! I didn’t give him my mobile number…. Note to self, don't drink so much! Oh well, he has invited me to a ‘fireman’s cruise’ it sounds like a dream come true. Men in uniform *dreams*
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Leaving a girlfriends place last night I races a new Mitsubishi Evolution – I won off the mark, first race since I’ve had my car fixed. I was on such a high!
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I love left field conversations, of late:
- How do you produce miniature Chihuahua’s?
- There’s many video’s on YouTube for ‘cat spanking’
- That’s nowhere near as nasty as ‘Trough boy’! Damn, I now need to explain Trough Boy to complete strangers
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I had lunch with one of my unemployment buddies on Tuesday; we spent $60 on sandwiches, soft drink and coffee. The high life at its best!
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Do you know those petulant pericytes, sorry excuse of human beings that go to a movie and they bring outside food and stink the entire cinema? I hate them too! But last night I was SO hungry - I was that person.
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I’m supposed to be seeing one of my girlfriends today, we met at fencing, she’s absolutely lovely, gorgeous. We have nothing in common. (She's the one that fed me to the wolves a few months back.) I’m now struggling to come up with any conversation. I did want to expand my social circle this year; it’s hard work!
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When bananas were $13kg what were people using in Double Bay and Neutral Bay to say they were looking at some lovin’?
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4 comments:
"Cat Spanking"...LOL...I just spurted coffee all over my keyboard.
Score!!!! I always want a reaction. My initial thought was 'pussy spanking' just SO wrong hehehe
I so enjoy my Nat Weekly Roundup.
Cat Spanking is the new BDSM for single folks with cats. Does the cat have a 'safety meow' I wonder.
Pericytes (I had to look that up, BTW, interesting analogy) like that (you!?) are the reason I'm unable to attend the cinema. Bloody cheek.
Time for a good cat spanking for you, Miss Nat.
-Wombat
those sandwiches must have been excellent! :)
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