Thursday, August 31, 2006

Random Quote

You know it's time to start exercising when you get a stitch during sex!

22 comments:

Indiana said...

Never gotten a stitch, but have to admit I once had to stop because of a wicked leg cramp...it took nearly half an hour to massage out...the worst part was I was so close...DAMN !!! ~grin~

Steph said...

I got a leg cramp too. I was in a weird position at the time and it totally ruined the moment. Ohhh yeah, changed to, ohhhh fuckin hell get OFF me, I'm dying!!!

Indiana said...

And when it happens your really enjoying yourself it strikes out of nowhere and it toally kills it...and then next time you are all tense waiting for it to happen again...LOL

Sex makes idiots of us all.

Doll Face said...

Indy.. You could last just that little bit longer? Enjoy that nexus of pleasure and pain?

and then next time you are all tense waiting for it to happen again Oh yep! Been there!

Sex makes idiots of us all. been there too!

Steph, here's an out if it ever occurs again... Scream your little lungs out, he'll think you've climaxed and move fast to finish up. Then nurse the cramp ;-)

Vikki said...

is anyone else thinking Nat got laid last night?

Doll Face said...

Nop Vik - Ahhh... w/e

Cibbuano said...

You're still in stiches from the weekend? That's a good rumble in the jungle...

ChickyBabe said...

But isn't sex exercise? ;)

Vikki said...

its called sexercise ChickyBabe :)

Doll Face said...

Cibby, wish i could say that ;-)

cBabe - yep! Sexercise as Vik put it ;-)

Indiana said...

But to count as exercise doesn't it have to last longer than 2 mins?

Doll Face said...

Indy - are we getting an insight to your performance stamina??? They do say a 20min session is equivalent to a 10Km run

Scorpy said...

I'm with Steph and Indy (well, not WITH but you know what i mean)...I got a cramp in my left leg/foot and failed to complete the course..It hurt like hell. I've had them before, at football, but never in the bedroom. At least the rub down person is a lot better looking and naked too LOL

Indiana said...

Mate I was in too much pain to even notice the gentle rubbing of my naked partner all I can remember thinking is "fuck this hurts!" then "don't touch me" which is very unlike me ~grin~

Nat: Well that was twice and I hear women love a man with a quick recovery

Doll Face said...

ant - leg cramps appear to be quite prevelant

scorpy, never in the bedroom??? Lucky guy eermm girl...

Indy, you said "don't touch me", well, i just didn't move for a while, the sensation was still damn good ;-)

yes, we do like a guy that recovers fast :-P

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I have never gotten cramp during sex.

This is because I spend a good 5 minutes doing star jumps and press ups to warm up.

And they say romance is dead...

Nick said...

It's all a matter of focus. I've had leg cramps during sex, but was able to keep going. And Enjoy that nexus of pleasure and pain? Oh, yes!

Wombat said...

I had a girl drop a stitch during sex once. She was knitting me a ball-cozy at the time.

trueborn said...

Well, there's in shape, and there's sex shape.
If you can last...until your lady has achieved, you're in the best shape of all ;)

Doll Face said...

UTMG - Star jumps! With or without clothes?

nick - gotta love the pleaseure and pain ;-)

wombat, pictures???

trueborn - very good point!

Susanne said...

I remember one particular incident that happened to me- the first time I ever gave a guy a hand job I got a cramp in my leg. So. Embarassing.

Doll Face said...

Susanne, a crap in your leg while using your hand?!?!? How did you manage that one? :-P