Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I don't know why they put _____ on teevee? I can't stand to watch that shit!

Question stolen from Stormin' interview... I claimed I could list 50 shows I can't stand, here goes:

  1. Big Brother, it's been on for so many years! Seriously I'd have more fun sitting on a park bench in Kings Cross and watch people walk past.
  2. Australia's Funniest Home Videos - I'd rather stick bamboo under my finger nails than be subjected to 30 seconds of this!
  3. Jamie's Kitchen - what is the fuss with this guy? He's damn rude, so what if he can cook. Be nice!
  4. Australia Has Talent - has anyone watched this? The only thing these people have as far as 'talent' goes is making a fool of themselves.
  5. Rove - he annoys me, the only skit I enjoy it the 'What the..'
  6. All Saints, some Aussie sitcom makers should be shot. Not all Australians talk like that!
  7. The Bill - maybe its the accents,I just don't have time for it.
  8. Grey's Anatomy, McDreamy, McSteamy = Me Sicky!
  9. CSI:NY - enough already, CSI is great, CSI: Miami has the worst script, but the scenery and lack of anything better on Tuesday night time slot makes it bearable. CSI:NY is too much.
  10. Law and Order: Criminal Intent - same lines as CSI, it's overload. Goran just an arrogant prick. I love SVU.
  11. The Simpsons - I used to enjoy it. Now I can't sit through one episode, I blame my ex-BF, he would want to watch the 5 in a row so we wouldn't leave the house until 1pm on Saturday and Sunday's
  12. Desperate Housewives - Woman DO NOT behave like this. I think its an embarrassment.
  13. E! every single one of those '50 sexiest' that woman's voice just annoys me and who watches that shit?
  14. X Factor, that spin off show from Australian Idol. What ever happened to that band that won?
  15. Extreme Makeover, I don't need to see this shit
  16. Survivor, admittedly I did watch bits and pieces of the first season, the people are horrible excuses for humans
  17. Deal or No Deal - Intellect of a 5 year old required to watch this
  18. Ugly Betty, I tried, I really tried. I wanted to like it. I think she's too stupid, I find it frustrating and don't understand the hype.
  19. The Benny Hill Show - Hate, Hate, Hate it! So stupid!
  20. The Wire - I was bored within 3 minutes. Bad acting, bad script.
  21. Airport - there are idiots out there. How can these idiots afford to travel? Why do people want to watch that shit?
  22. The Con Test - wannabe actors. Give it up!
  23. Gladiators - Do you remember it?
  24. Married with Children - I enjoyed it when I was younger, this show has seriously dated.
  25. The Biggest Loser - I have a fat people phobia, seeing all that flubber jingle makes me ill
  26. Super Nanny, I could be a super nanny too if I yelled like that
  27. Hey Hey it's Saturday - I know, I know, lots of people loved it. Darrel Sommers was an idiot, actually he still is.
  28. Dancing with the Stars - Its a bad show, i know it, for some reason I've watched man episodes
  29. *insert name* that Ice dancing celebrity thing. How bad was that!
  30. 1 vs 100 - who are these idiots?
  31. Judge Judy - who has watched this and thought half way through 'I could be doing something much better with my time'
  32. Celebrity Dog School - enough said
  33. Saving Babies - Nooooo! I don't need to see that! Baby with tubes and alike everywhere, mothers crying. No.
  34. Today Tonight - A tabloid current affairs program nightmare!
  35. Texas Hold'em Poker, play the game, don't watch it
  36. Bridzillas, I watched 5 minutes of this and asked myself 'how is it these woman have someone to love them for the rest of their lives and I can't met a guy that wants a coffee with me?'
  37. Yasmine's getting Married - it didn't even last through the season!
  38. Southpark - I hate this damn show.
  39. Pimp Your Ride - OMG! Who are these people!?!
  40. 3rd Rock from the Sun - I thought it was quirky at first then it just got ridiculous. Some shows should never go past 2 years.
  41. Star Trek - all of them, its overkill really...
  42. Joey, what a dismal spin off from such a great series!
  43. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy - Ok, good concept, a bit of fun but why the fuck do they run everywhere? They're on a deadline? Give them an extra day FFS!
  44. Home and Away - enough already!
  45. The Ellen Degeneras Show, her voice is horrible and her manner disturbing
  46. The Drew Carey Show - I liked it in the first year, they're not pleasant characters
  47. Who Wants to be a Millionaire - Are you sure? Hurry up already!
  48. My Name is Earl - one episode is enough, they're just not likable characters.
  49. Mr Bean - I detest Rowan Atkinson!
  50. Jerry Springer Show - Do these people actually exist or are they actors?
I almost cheated by adding BB - 1 through to 6 years (I think its been going on for that long). Generally as you can see I dislike reality TV, talk shows and game shows. I could add many more English sitcoms, but I don't *get* English humour. What do you hate to watch or avoid like the plague?

80 comments:

SMARTBuddy said...

What no Seinfeld or Neighbours? Thats all I watched when i was in Australia.

What about The Apprentice, Prison Break, ER or 24? Theyve got to be over there, and theyre definitley better than Celebrity + anything (in particular Dog School!)
How about someone making 'Celebrity Dog School: on Ice?' That might be getting somewhere.

Rosanna said...

Bahaha. AWESOME list, Miss Natalie. I absolutely hate 90% of the shows on this list - the other 10% I have never heard of.

I don't want TV.

M said...

yeah I really like 10 of these shows.

I LOVE 3rd Rock! It was an awesome show. Married with Children still makes me laugh, embarrassing as that is to admit ;)

I hate Grey's Anatomy with a passion. Seriously, a shithouse show!

Sarah said...

50 shows! Holy crap, I don't think I could name 50 shows, much less 50 I hate!

Scorpy said...

I watch greys occasionally. I'm a Simpsons Addict. Married with Children used to be my favourite show. I hate Mr Bean but I love Blackadder. Great list as the rest I totally agree :)

Parisian Cowboy said...

I hate Mr Bean as well, I mean, that guy is just a disgrace !

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