I walked down to China Town on my lunch break, enjoying the beautiful day, on my mission to purchase my next eccentric item, and this suited-up-scum say’s to me:
I need a come back for such comments! Blegh!
“You walk like sex”
I need a come back for such comments! Blegh!
13 comments:
"..and you talk like you've never had it" or just "..and you talk!"
Do you? ~wink~
Scorpy: Where were you when I needed you?
Indy: Maybe... What does walking like sex look like?
Where was I? I was walking behind the guy with the big mouth but I was admiring the view without having to be crass ;)
Ohhhhh Thanks Scorps... You do realise you'd be in lots of trouble if you were in Sydney and didn't say 'hello'
I usually stick my nose up in the air and keep walking! Unless its a really good comment, in which case I wink and keep walking ...
i am so totally curious now, How, exactly do you walk???
wait, you walk bowlegged?? :D What an idiotic thing to say, it doesn't even make sense! I give sleazoids like that the "teacher look" - they keel over and die instantly.
Scorpy is soo the comeback King!
comeback: "...and you stink like desperation..."
then walk away haughtily...
walk like sex? I trust you dont make the noises while you are walkin too?
Alpha: I stared blankly waiting for something clever to come to mind. It didn't come...
treespotter: I think I walk just like everybody else.
M - You'll need to teach me that look :-P
Cibby, good one - i'll do that next time :-)
mushroom - no noises, that would be funny to see though :-P
Stop.
Walk up to him.
Slap him hard across the chops.
Say:
How dare you call me a missionary.
Ant - So true! I'll keep my weapon on me in future for such moments ;-)
Wombat - I needed you!
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