Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Bits and Peices no.7

+ My Costanzanisms this week… Has been led to Will and Grace, I was told by my ‘friends’ that I’m like Karen, possible drinking problem and I made a remark in respect to my weakness for ‘the help’ what? I thought the waiters were cute! That was meant as a nice thing, what's going on there!?
+ It is going to be in a Surry Hills hostel! Great, walking the same streets as me during my working week!
+ My work colleague and I were talking about the delightful milkshakes from Mickey’s in Paddington and next thing you know Hey Mickey – B*Witched comes on the radio.

+ This is my idea of porn!

+ I tried on my beautiful Alberta Ferretti dress thinking it could be an option to wear to L's wedding in a month’s time. I can only JUST do it up! Sucking in my breath and struggling... The side panels puff out and look like wings...

*tears*

I have 2 choices, sell it and find something else or go on a diet of celery and water for 4 weeks.

Hmmm getting off my fat arse to do some exercise didn't really enter my mind.
+ I spent most of my morning at the nuclear diagnostic clinic with my mother. Towards the end of her tests she advised me that she hadn’t told my sister that she was going in for tests or what’s been happening with her heart.

+ I wear novelty socks under my 4” high heeled knee high boots.

+ Dancing around the office to:
Ø Just Can’t get Enough – Depeche Mode
Ø Let’s Groove – Earth, Wind and Fire
Ø This will be (an everlasting love) – Natalie Cole
Ø White Wedding – Billy Idol

+ Left field conversations:
Ø Me: ‘Do you think *insert name* has same sex tendencies?’ Mr: ‘no he is married with kids’ Me: so? You should’ve seen the expression!
Ø You’ve never had ‘pink eye’? Ahhh no.
Ø Which cartoon character would you sleep with?
Ø Some email addresses that come on resumes amaze me. ‘sexy’ ‘69’ etc

16 comments:

mushroom said...

www.uniquecarsales.com.au is porno

ChickyBabe said...

How about less caramello koalas. Would that do to keep the dress?

MissE said...

Oh wow! Are you thinking Mickys milkshakes or Mickys thickshakes? Cos the thickshakes were the bomb, made, as they were with three large scoops of icecream, fudge, and just a *dash* of milk.

And there be no e in micky's.

I worked there for waaaaaay too long.

Doll Face said...

mushroom - you are a man after my own heart.
no.1 Property
no.2 Cars
no.3 Travel
no.4 Fashion

cBabe - I haven't had one for over a week, only one coffee a day, cut back the alcohol intake, grog free 3 days a week - don't laugh its an achievement for me! coke only on wed and fri. exercise is what i need or maybe i should've bought a larger size, EU38 is a distant memory, unfortunately i have to try and remember that.

ClaRue - Mickys thick shakes! Yummo! The chocolate with cookies... the devils food, hmmm maybe i should cut back on them and be able fit into my dress?

Unknown said...

I just couldn't get enough of Jessica Rabbit. We'd have a white wedding and she'd wear novelty sox with her high-heeled sneakers too.

Jessica's the bollox. Who doesn't love a curvy gal?

Wombat

Indiana said...

We really need to work on your idea of porn...

Mountjoy said...

So is that Hard Core Porn, Soft Core Porn, or am I correct in judging it to be Fetish?

Cibbuano said...

bah! your porn link was disgusting! You should commit yourself, or at the very least, get therapy.

It's a nice day...for a white wedding. Not in Sydney, it's not!

Doll Face said...

Cibby, I'm signing up for therapy now!

Doll Face said...

hahaha wombat! Love it!

Indiana - wanna help me work on it? ;-)

mountjoy - my fetish is hard core ;-)

Rom said...

I had a frantic call from a student once who asked how she could change her email address back from bodysbootilicious@ to her proper name since it was going to come out on her academic transcript and she was going for a job in a law firm and didn't think it was appropriate. We all laughed here.

We do have a student with the first name 'Princess', and it's legit too!

Doll Face said...

bodysbootilicious! That's hilarious! What was she thinking really! WHat were the parents thinking naming a child princess, could they be any more narcissistic

MissE said...

Obviously, I'm lame for not clicking on the porn link earlier.

You perve on domain.com.au too?

I thught I was the only one.

Doll Face said...

I warn: NSFW etc for porn. I'm in the property industry, I lOVE looking at what's available, I do need therapy.

Nick said...

Mmm, property. *drool*

While overseas last year in Asia, Fashion TV was the closest I could get to porn.

Doll Face said...

Ohh I was watching fashion TV a couple months ago enjoying the D & G show from NY... Then I saw my last boyfriends new girlfriend... (yep, here comes the questions) Usually I love it, watch the designers, i love the models, they are so beautiful, not as beautiful as say 10 years ago circa Naomi, Elle, Linda and Cindy. I'd then make out my lust have list from the cat walk ;-)