Bits and Pieces Issue 6

• Costanzanisms of the week… I wanted to SLAM down my mobile phone, it’s really not the same when you are trying to press the little hang up button on the mobile!
• Turducken and what else can we insert?
• I’m a flasher not a beeper
• I find this hilarious
• I drink ‘room temperature’ water, I don’t like chilled
• I play a sick solo betting game – I look at the women walking around my local working area and bet whether or not she will walk into one of the local bordellos.
• This is gold

Dancing around the office to:
 Cup of Life – Ricky Martin
 Self Esteem – The Offspring (jumping and screaming out the lyrics)
 Cream – Prince
 Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler

Left field conversations:
 How many toes does a monster have???
 I was asked ‘what traditions are in an Aussie Wedding?’ My reply ‘Oh, the only difference is the vows: “Does this bloke take this shelia?”’
 Why is the footy players name ‘Thaiday’ pronounced ‘Thigh a day’ and not “Thai Day”???