Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Bits and Pieces - Issue 4

+ Costanzanisms of the week … I believe the car park levels should be re-named to ‘your mothers a whore’ and ‘your father’s an abusive alcoholic’ at WBJ

+ I enjoy watching female stripper’s more than male stripper’s

+ I can’t believe this exists. AND there are 312 pages!?!?!?:

+ I get excited by using a new tooth brush for the first time!

+ It’s not just me!

+ I was told my persona changes when I’m is ‘sales mode’ apparently I have a ‘dictatorial manner‘

+ Dancing around the office to:
 Get Down Tonight – KC & the Sunshine Band
 Once in your lifetime – Talking Heads
 Hero – Donna Summer
 Love is a Battlefield – Pat Benatar

+ Left field conversations:
 What is a guy’s opinion of a girl with a Brazilian wax the first time you guys get jiggy?
 How many girls has Robbie Williams fucked?
 Super models no longer exist – Linda, Elle, Cindy and Naomi…
 Gee Wilikers Wiz Bang Wombat Trails

11 comments:

Steph said...

I don't know how many chicks Robbie has boned, but i do know, i will drop my MFZ in a fucking nanosecond to have a crack at him.

Doll Face said...

You and me both sweetie :-D

ChickyBabe said...

Like you, my persona changes in meetings when I have to kick arse!

New toothbrush? Electric?? :P

Cibbuano said...

robbie williams is hot? I always wanted to crack him in the face with a baseball bat for writing that millenium song.

yeah, it's not easy being short and living in these high-heel-crazy times.

Doll Face said...

Keep kicking arse cBabe!

Not an electric toothbrush, i'm old school Colgate :-D

Cibby, I don't think Robbie Williams is 'hot' in a traditional way, he just oozes sex appeal ;-)

Scorpy said...

Robbie who???

Actually the girls at work have just scored tickets for his December show (Brisbane) so I will be hearing about him for the next 6 months !!!

Nick said...

Define Robbie's sex appeal ladies - is it the roguish charm, the impish smile, the twinkling eyes, the acres of tattoo's... he does nothing for me... George Clooney on the other hand, dress me in lilac and call me Nicole!!

I <3 my electric toothbrush.

And ditto, I enjoy watching female stripper's more than male strippers's - who would have thunk it?

Unknown said...

Of one thing we can be certain; Robbie never lusts for women with a brand-new out-of-the-box Brazilian.

The answer to the question lies in your post, Nat:

"Once in a lifetime".

Wombat

*love the smell of a fresh Brazil in the morning*

Doll Face said...

Scorpy, scorpy scorpy, there’s nothing worse than being surrounded by a group of chickies talking about ‘star’ I do enjoy Robbie’s music a song at a time, actually I prefer 'Swing when you're winning' more than his original work.

nick - I would never have guesses you preferred female strippers to male :-P Robbie, It's the rogish charm, us girls like the glimpse of a bad boy ;-) George Clooney does nothing for me, there’s one for you to put in your pipe and smoke..

Wombat - I'm speechless...

general_boy said...

Geeeez, what is the RW thing? I just don't get it!

I enjoy watching female strippers more than male strippers

Possibly due to the gayness quotient? LOL

Doll Face said...

HA! Thanks GB!