Texting Under the Influence
I am in pursuit of a mobile phone that has an alcohol breathalyser attached.
Under no conditions in the future am I allowed to pull out my phone and start sending messages after anymore than 3 glasses of alcohol
Under no circumstances am I to entertain (ok send) ‘booty call’ messages
Under no situation I will send a text to MFL for a little sumthin sumthin because I’m ‘in the area’
I replied to a text within a minute of receiving said text – I had to tell myself ‘back up chick-a-dee’
I am in pursuit of a mobile phone that has an alcohol breathalyser attached.
Under no conditions in the future am I allowed to pull out my phone and start sending messages after anymore than 3 glasses of alcohol
Under no circumstances am I to entertain (ok send) ‘booty call’ messages
Under no situation I will send a text to MFL for a little sumthin sumthin because I’m ‘in the area’
I replied to a text within a minute of receiving said text – I had to tell myself ‘back up chick-a-dee’
14 comments:
It's the long weekend... have some fun! ;)
send out fake booty calls! There's nothing more hilarious than a guy that thinks he's just about to have sex.
When you show up, pull out a Bible and start reading outloud. Man, that'd be funny.
A Bible?!? That's hilarious!
Yeah, I'm guilty of TUI myself. Many many times. It's dangerous.
Aww, hehe, what's wrong with a booty call? :P Remember, alcohol just LOWERS your inhibitions, it doesn't INFLUENCE them. ;) So don't be ashamed! Haha.
So a little sumthin sumthin was had? ;)
cBabe - That's my intention! Then why was it I told former bonk buddy I couldn't have dinner at his place tonight *hitting self on head*
Cibby - When the 'booty call' text is non responsive, then its all a joke right? A bible? Where'd you get that idea - would be hilarious!
Heather - YAY I'm not alone! Did you get the desired result?
Jeut - I'm not ashamed when it comes to the booty call being sent to the correct person, i can send ANYTHING to MFL and not a thought afterwards - all in good fun
nick - no :-( x 1000000000
Melly Feline and I are starting a new help organisation wittily entitled Bloggers Against Drunk Dialling or B.A.D.D for short. As we're aware that there are numerous ways to drunk dial (including text messages in this digital age), you're more than welcome to seek refuge and obtain help through our cause.
I'm a huge fan of the DREXT. Aint nuffin like it, as long as the reciever can make out what the hell you're trying to say.
The best part, you can write off whatever you say by admitting you were magotted.
Drext away my friend!
B.A.D.D and DREXT....Nat, you are now responsible for words like these being speared around the blog world. Well done! I have taken to deleting numbers that I may be tempted to converse with after a chardonnay or two ~grin~
I think a prompt reply, regardless of sobriety is only polite.
TUI is a world class sport.
You gotta be in it to win it.
And if your going to do something, you may as well do it the best you can, so bring on the booty calls and the drunken rambling. And of course, if they dont respond, that just means you send 3 more doesnt it? Doesnt it?
theres actually a service that stops you making texts and booty calls, i think u speak to your provider and they set you up, like you cant call 'MR A' that night after 6pm or something along those lines.
I refuse to have a mobile phone. No texting for me. I'm free! FREE!!!!
Dusty – Sign me up!
Steph – So true, written off it is :-P
Scorps – Why thank you good sir! Deleting numbers? That’s just too simple.
Nick – only if I can remember what is was I wrote? And of course the recipient being able to work out what the hell I’m meaning by the text?
Huniii – So, if I send one and I don’t get a reply I deny deny deny. Further, if I don’t receive a reply I send 3 more – what happens if all 3 respond? Hehehe
Xcaped – Sign me up for that!
Mike – I think I should learn to leave mine at home when ‘out on a bender’
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