I had an odd 'search' appear on my site meter - there are also some sick puppies out there!
The eye-opening part is looking to 'see where the fuck did I write that?'
Occasionally, I'm reminded of certain events, this one needed to be 'refreshed' as I laughed so much at the memory! Here goes - The multiple choice question of January 2006
We went to the bar, he asked if I would like red or white wine, I said 'a glass of sparkling wine; a glass of yellow'. He said in disbelief 'no way - you order'. When the bartender came I asked for a glass of yellow, he said "can you make that a double!" The girl behind the bar and I exchanged puzzled looks and she said "the lady ordered a glass of champagne - I'll make it with a double strawberry"
Is this:
a) Funny
b) Pathetic
c) Cute
d) dependent on my feelings towards the guy
b) Pathetic
c) Cute
d) dependent on my feelings towards the guy
FYI - I never saw him again :-P
9 comments:
definately dependent on your feelings. if you like him, thats cute and funny and innocently sweet. if he's a tool, its classic tell-all-your-freinds material for a good laugh.
geez i sound like a bitch!
e) none of the above. How about corny? His comment...
Goodness I must be getting old. It took me a while to understand that one.
Personally, pathetic. He hasn't got the worldliness to understand that a glass of yellow is faux champagne? And a double? WTF?
Well done on not seeing him again.
Pathetic.
A double shampoo...LOL
Hahaha. Depends on the delivery as well. If it was fumbled, then yeah, maybe just a little pathetic. ;-) Poor fellow! Haha. Was probably frightened!
However since I grew up in a non-gender-role-influenced environment (thanks hippy parents) I don't necessarily believe in the whole alpha-male-orders-everything mentality. I have to be honest and say I'll occasionally just say "make that two" with whatever the lady orders. Whatever. I've happily and proudly sipped Pink Fluffly Ducks in public before! Hahahaha. They taste damn good! :-D
Vikki – it also makes great blog fodder. You bitchy? Never!
cBabe – Ahhh.. True, good point.
David – No no, you’re happily married, you just don’t need to worry about this rubbish…
Nick – WTF indeed!
Indy – LMAO
Tim – I’m not frightening – or am i??? I’m usually happy to order the drinks on behalf of the ‘party’ but me ordering ‘a schoey of new’ just doesn’t roll of the tongue easily… Pink Fluffy Ducks hey? Anything like Shirley Temples?
...So did he get his drink??? ~grin~
He bought me the drink, it was only decent of me to entertain conversation while consuming it ;-)
Mr Cheeky Scorpy (or my mind is in the gutter) he didn't get a drink :-P
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