You know how people have these little habits that get you down.
Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day, and I am really irritated, and looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'.
No, not chewin'. Poppin'.
So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have dome the same!
"six merry murderesses of Cook County" from Chicago
I am about to snap! I have been subjected to every moron under the sun today, how is it possible these ‘educated’ people can have a phone manner like this? I work with someone that slurps their lunch everyday, it grates on my nerves to the point I’m on the verge of slamming the door shut but afraid my belligerent action would result in the door coming away from the hinges. Today however I must have a short wire…
“Yeah, Nah” which is it? Yes or no you fucking idiot!
“Listen” I had it twice today, it’s the phone, WTF else am I going to do?
“You know what I mean” well yes, I do in fact know what you mean. In future… maybe, just maybe you should try and explain your self better to refrain yourself from using that phrase after every fucking sentence!
“Look” It’s the phone! WTF am I supposed to ‘look’ at?
“Like” Desist in using like after every second word! It is not ‘like’ anything – Oh no, you did not just use like in the correct context then add like. It was like, like! Moron!
Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day, and I am really irritated, and looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'.
No, not chewin'. Poppin'.
So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have dome the same!
"six merry murderesses of Cook County" from Chicago
I am about to snap! I have been subjected to every moron under the sun today, how is it possible these ‘educated’ people can have a phone manner like this? I work with someone that slurps their lunch everyday, it grates on my nerves to the point I’m on the verge of slamming the door shut but afraid my belligerent action would result in the door coming away from the hinges. Today however I must have a short wire…
“Yeah, Nah” which is it? Yes or no you fucking idiot!
“Listen” I had it twice today, it’s the phone, WTF else am I going to do?
“You know what I mean” well yes, I do in fact know what you mean. In future… maybe, just maybe you should try and explain your self better to refrain yourself from using that phrase after every fucking sentence!
“Look” It’s the phone! WTF am I supposed to ‘look’ at?
“Like” Desist in using like after every second word! It is not ‘like’ anything – Oh no, you did not just use like in the correct context then add like. It was like, like! Moron!
"... so" At the end of a sentence - am I supposed to wait for something else to be said or.. so, it that it?
"so, yeah" Further to the above, is that a confirmation?
"Nothink and Somethink" It is SOMETHING and NOTHING!
8 comments:
Hehehehehe. I love offices! :-P
The lady in the cubicle next to me listens to Robbie Williams CDs. On repeat. I like the man, but once a day is enough, thanks.
The guy across from me talks so loudly on his phone that I can hear him above my music, through noise-reduction padded headphones. I have nightmares consisting of *ring ring* HELLO! THIS IS RAY SPEAKING! HAR HAR HAR. I DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT UP TODAY! HAR HAR.
"Yeah, nah" is also a personal favourite of mine.
FUN FUN FUN! :-D Life's pretty straight without Twisties! Hahahahaha!
shoot me now
ROFL
Natalie, the solution is simple.
You need to stop answering the phone.
Works for me. :)
I worked with someone who used to mumble f**k, f**k, f**k under his breath as he worked all day. Problem was, he was the boss! And he sat next to me.
ahhh, the language of the scholastically challenged!
Like you couldn't see that one coming!
Serenity Now!
Either invoke that, or hint that you have a loaded Glock in your desk drawer, Nat.
Wombat
An armed society is a polite society.
Nat - how spooky... my girlfriend just finished a linguistics essay on that exact scene from Chicago - I proofread it last night. 'He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times'
People suck. What can we do? I'm still trying to buy a bubble to live in, they're very hard to purchase you know.
Rev - The girl next to me plays James Blunt - I'll swap ya!
General Boy - I wish! These are people I need to talk to, not idiot cold callers...
cBabe - at least it's better than the 'c' word :-P
Wombat - I'm like George's dad at the end.. SERENITY NOW!
Cibby, *insert creepy music* LOve that scene - best in tthe movie IMHO
Steph - When you find a bubble let me know :-)
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