Thursday, December 14, 2006

Yea… Ummm…

Further to yesterday’s post. I didn’t sign back into messenger yesterday, why? Too many demons 2 ex-boyfriends could potentially pop online, there’s 2 guys I’ve ‘been intimate with’ that I just can’t be bothered saying ‘hi’ and of course Dr D. At least he is good for a laugh.

Well since I haven’t been ‘on-line’ he decided to send through the following text:

Ello ello Miss N, aka Luscious Lustful Lass. Yes being down-sized sucks badly babe, however we should celebrate our mutual misfortune with some wow-wow fun and if our cyber chemistry translates only 25% into the real world, we’ll have an awesome time together, lol, BUT if it’s in the 90’s Buddha help us both.. Now what say you? STOP BLUSHING!!! Warm regards & ciao D. aka Naughty BAD BAD Boy

Gold! Absolute gold! I couldn’t come up with anything as genius as that!

Given my emotional roller coaster of the last couple days and I’m toey as a roman sandal – not doing so well today, I could take him up on the offer.

5 comments:

Jen said...

That's an awesome text.

I'd go out with him purely because he's very good at texting. Slide into unemployment thing, you may as well have some fun while you're jobless :P

Anonymous said...

This guy is hilarious. I'd recommend strongly against taking up his offer, however I'd string him along for a while and try to elicit some more communications like this...

Which you then must post onto the super-information highway of course! :op

Sarah said...

Please Natalie!! You are too good for wow-wow!!

Vikki said...

Nat, no way no chance no how!!! We'll find you someone much better this weekend. his over use of the term "lol" makes me cringe!!

Cibbuano said...

that guy is awesome... did you date him?