As requested by Wombat, here's the second installment. (This is easier than I thought it would be)
+ No Costanzanisms this week…
+ I found out during ‘20 to 1 - Best Australian Songs’ my mother dated Stevie from the ‘Easy Beats’ she was 21, he was 19. The few dates were ‘morning tea’ HOW CUTE!
+ I ate 4 Marshmellows for breakfast today…
+ Next time I ask someone what they want to drink I want to say ‘What’s your pleasure?’ (Sky Masterton)
+ I was called pretentious! ME? Whoa! They don’t know me at all! But hey, this same person referred to ‘The Coogee Bay Hotel’ as being a "hot spot" bar – Ha! The Coogee Bay Hotel is considered pretentious?
+ My girlfriend killed a kitten ‘with love’ when she was 4 years old. She hugged it to death.
+ I have concocted an elaborate plan to ruin a real estate agents career, actually no, his life and I’m devoid of emotion.
+ I think this is hilarious! don’t judge me!
+ My dear dieting friend who was eating a cupcake said ‘It’s a present, presents don’t have calories’
+ I was asked if I would like to go to the Swannies game on Saturday night my reply ‘I would rather dust fridge magnets on a Saturday night than watch aerial ping pong’
+ I wear leopard printed Ugg boots around the house
+ Dancing around the office to:
- Walk the Dinosaur – Was (Not Was)
- Hit Me with Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar
- Uptown Girl – Billy Joel
- The Final Countdown – Europe
+ Left field conversations:
- German porn is still weird
- Australia’s bananas are being imported from Romania?!?
- The Deer Meat Market was thriving a few years back and PB was involved in the transportation – I was enthralled
- TC said she wont screw a guy because she doesn’t like his name
- What would you do if 21cm’s was coming at you? Courtesy of conversations overheard about Big Brother in the office, I couldn’t block out “did you see how big that guy’s cock is?”
- I AM NOT LIMITING MYSELF TO 160 CHARACTERS! If you want to have a conversation. Pick up the phone!
- Yea, there's a name for that. It's a Neophile. I’m not a Neophile! Can we talk about something else now? Ahhh yeah, okay, well maybe I am *blush*
13 comments:
The Coogee Bay Hotel is a 'hot spot'?!?!?!? So what does that make the Beach Palace Hotel, luxury? Gah!
I'd hate to ask which part of Sydney this person come from... :P
Now see, I'm picturing you in opera gloves, wearing a silk and lace victorian negligee and wearing leapord print Ugg boots...and I like it! :p
Jesusdressup is awesome. :-)
Were the 4 marshmellows the ONLY thing you ate? That's crazy. I'm hungriest at brekky time. In fact, the earlier I wake up, the more I eat.
Agreed on the SMS/call debate. ;-)
Oh the shame of it all, i've got all those songs and have already listened to a couple of them on random on the ipod today.
I loved the Coggee Bay hotel when I used to troll (swim) the beaches of an afternoon. It used to be called Terry Page's Coogee Bay Hotel
Stevie Wright, as in, "Evie?" parts 1, 2 and 3????
...and tell your friend is she eats the cupcake with a diet coke they cancel each other out LOL
OOOOooooooohh YEAH, Jerry!
Loving your lists, Natalie. Now where to start....I think Romanian bananas. So counter-intuitive, and yet so seductive. Do ex-commie fruits count as a kind of forbidden fruit? Is that their charm?
So many questions.
Wombat
PS: Subject for next Costanzaism; Is it wrong to have sex with the cleaning lady under one's desk?
Lemme guess... you were jumping up and down to "The Final Countdown" and nobody so much as batted an eyelid?
The 80's rocked for music!
leopard print uggs? that's hott!
Nick - Your fantasy is much more vivid than mine. I only arrived at the opera gloves and boots...
cBabe – Scary thought isn’t it! Ahhh…
Nick – did you want me to throw on the fishnets too…?
Reverend – I received the Jesusdressup via email, stumped, who to forward it to! I didn’t want to offend. I slept in yesterday and just grabbed something for brekkie, I’m usually a cereal girl in summer and a porridge with banana girl in winter.
YAY! You agree on the SMS / Call debate ;-)
Greg – I LOVE those songs, I get the eye roll happening when I say ‘turn it up a little’
Scorpy – Coogee Bay is a fav on a Sunday afternoon, has a whole new dynamic on a Saturday night.
Stevie Wright – YES! Unbelievable! Evie? I didn’t even know that was originally the Easy Beats (oops) I need to spend more time at the Coogee Bay to familiarise myself with the great Aussie rock bands :-P
(PS should I take more meaning in a particular word of your comment?)
Wombat – Yes, I think we’ll deem ex-commie fruits as forbidden, it will be more interesting!
As for the desk, cleaner issue… I was told by my boss if I needed a place to ‘do the deed’ I can use the board room after hours, no issue there other than the guy!
Dusty – I was jumping up and down, I play the 80’s music up loud when I’m alone in the office :-p
Notcarrie – Thanks! Only at home, they’re not even going for an excursion to the corner shop
Ant – I was laughing, she was laughing whilst telling the story and she also didn’t have any other pets in her childhood
David – Will I be travelling down the yellow brick road wearing it???
Only a pretentious neophile would eat 4 marshmallows while listening to 'Walk the Dinosaur'.
Open the door,
Get on the floor,
Everybody walk the dinosaur...
Thanks Cibby, that's precisely what I thought!
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