Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Bits and Pieces - week 3

+ Costanzanism/Seinfeldanism of the week… I yelled out ‘NEXT’ soup Nazi-esque when I didn’t like a property I was researching for work *evil laugh*

+ My mother called my ex-boyfriend (MFL) last night for a recipe – A RECIPE!

+ I’m with this chickie re: the Tiida

+ When a couple of my friends are purchasing their first home, they start talking to me about the process as if I don’t know, just because I haven’t purchased a property in Australia doesn’t mean I don’t know how to. What the fuck do I do for a living?!?!?! I know more than you! 2 licences! Count them! AND I have acquired multi-million dollar properties with other people’s money! Don’t talk to me like I’ a 5 year old! On the other extreme DO NOT even contemplate asking my advice on property and best loan if you are not intending to use my services – fucking bitches! (Not that I would ever work with friends or family, they don’t know that)

+ I always drive over the Sydney Harbour Bridge as apposed to going under, even if I’m on a tight schedule, I take that moment to relish this beautiful city driving over this iconic structure in this place I call home

+ I believe if a bottle of wine is not a screw top you have to consume it all in one sitting

+ I failed at this – well… my score was 56.2% given the nature of the quiz, I consider it a dismal failed effort (have a go then let me know how you go) Astrology page – hilarious, that’s my belief baby!
+ Some people are idiots - read it, really funny

+ Writing my suicide note while being subjected to:
  • Norah Jones – Don’t Know Why
  • James Blunt – Beautiful
  • Green Day – Wake Me When September Ends
  • November Rain – Guns n Roses (used to like it)


+ Left field conversations:

  • I missed your call, yes, I didn’t call you back because it wasn’t convenient – my phone is for MY convenience. NOT yours.
  • People that wear Sass and Bide are sheep!
  • The ‘nice sting’ when you get “it” in your eye - overheard - YEW!
  • Marriages involving 2 religions = 2 weddings! Ridicules!
  • Copulatory Imperative in men…
  • The first time you encountered a guy who ‘couldn’t get it up’

6 comments:

Cibbuano said...

I got a D+ on the pedophile quiz... that shit a'int easy!

When I was in middle school, they'd play november rain at the dances, and you'd get a chance to rub up against a hot girl for 7 whole minutes. It was our only game plan.

As soon as the piano intro to November Rain started, all the boys started looking frantically around for the hottest/prettiest/bustiest girl on the dance floor.

ChickyBabe said...

Suicide note to James Blunt's Goodbye my Lover - does it for me every time. Next...

Indiana said...

78.9% I don't know if I am scared I did so well, or I should be relieved that I can "pick them out" ~grin~

Scorpy said...

Is that the first time the guy couldn't get it up or the fact that THEY were the reason the guy couldn't???

Unknown said...

Who's putting Caramello Koala in your eye, Nat?

Wombat

*waste of good choc*

Doll Face said...

Cibby – it’s not a comforting thought unable to pick ‘em. Rubbing up against a hot girl listening to November Rain your only game? Babes, I taught the girls at school while playing ‘catch and kiss’ don’t run :-P

cBabe – Ohhh Thank god you agree with me! Next…

Indy, well done buddy!

Scorpy – both thoughts run through our minds…

Hehe wombat :-P