Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Office Today

  • Aiming and throwing paper out of the office window (by boss)
  • I’ve been likened to Fran Drescher (by boss)
  • Ate a Caramello Koala and had a coke (explanation for below)
  • Was just jumping around in a circle while waiting for the photocopier to copy
  • Sending emails of cute soccer players to our solicitor
  • Naming one of our consultants Mr Smithers
  • I did a run into my boss’s office ‘quasi-I’m a plan’ complete with arms stretched out
  • I was told ‘don’t use logic’ (by boss)
  • Laughing about the re-numbering of the 'thingies' in Lot 69 sub-division
  • Perving on the electrician in front of my desk
  • Latest conversation in the office included ‘Don’t look at the mantle piece when you’re stoking the fire’
  • Not booking an appointment tonight or tomorrow due to 'sporting commitments'
  • I’m planning on running out of the office at 5:00pm on-the-dot to get a table at my local to watch the State of Origin

6 comments:

Doll Face said...

Ahhhh Thanks!

Nick said...

LOL - Happy Nat, a happy office by the sounds of it. Go the Blues!!

M said...

caramello koalas are the food of the gods!

general_boy said...

Sporting commitemnts indeed!!

Hey when I first read that, I thought you said "linked to Fran Drescher".

And I thought "Awwwwww my gorrrrrrrd! Mister Sheffield!"

audrey said...

Office work. How i long for thee...Customers are the pits. Retail. Pfft. Hospitality. Pfft. They're for the birds.

Doll Face said...

Nick, that's what my work colleagues have to put up with after some caffeine and sugar in the afternoon :-P

M - Yep Defo. I prefer the original Caramello Koala to the king size, Bite sized prefection! ;-)

GB - *tears* Me? Fran Drescher! Awwwwww my gorrrrrrrd!Indeed!

audry - retail and hospitality - dealing with the public *cringe* you're a better woman than I!